A woman goes into a pet shop looking for aparrot.The shop assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey and says,..what about this one?’A beautiful bird and absolute steal at only £100.”why is it so cheap?22the woman asks.’’Well it used to live in a brothel and as a result.its language is a bit fruity.”replies the assistant.
``Oh,I don`t mind that,``says the woman.``I am broadminded and it will be a laugh having a profane parrot.’’
So she buys the bird and takes him home. When the parrot gets to the new home,it looks around and squawks,``fuck me,a new brothel and a new madam.’’.
``Hey,I am not a madam and this is not a brothel!!.’’says the woman, trying not to laugh.
A while later her two teenage daughters arrive home from school….The parrots squawks loud..``un-fucking-believable.’’says the parrot.``A new brothel,a new madam and two new hookers.’’
``Mum ,this is nasty would you please tell your parrot that we are not hookers and it should shut up.’’complain the girls.
A while later, the woman’s husband Dave comes home from work too .The bird squawks,``this is incredible,a new brothel,new madam,new hookers,but the same old clients.Oi,How ya doin, Dave?’’
…Imagine this happening to you…THE REST IS UP TO YOU DECIDE WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THIS
Friday, 3 October 2008
DOING JUST FINE
You had a mission,
And that was to compete,
Competition was the mission,
I saw this from the fusion,
But i did just fine,
Thought i am gonna fail,
Thought i am gonna tail you
I am a fighter ,
I have gone in tighter jungles,
And i am now doing just fine,
Angels upon me are smiling,
My little one is smiling too,
That makes me do just fine
(c)Gerald,2009
And that was to compete,
Competition was the mission,
I saw this from the fusion,
But i did just fine,
Thought i am gonna fail,
Thought i am gonna tail you
I am a fighter ,
I have gone in tighter jungles,
And i am now doing just fine,
Angels upon me are smiling,
My little one is smiling too,
That makes me do just fine
(c)Gerald,2009
Wednesday, 1 October 2008
BE THE ONE
You have been looking you say,
You have been trying you said,
I have been looking as well,
I have been trying as well,
But unlcky i have been,
Hope i will be the one,
I saw you biting those finger nails,
You seem shy with those blue eyes of yours,
I cant stop thinking of you,
Smiling at me across the dinner table,
Gazing straight into my eyes,
You have driven me in your car,
You have driven me crazy,
Hope you truely mean what yo say,
And hope in me you believe,
And hope i will be the one,
My brain is thinking non stop
My heart is running faster,
I am having sleepless nights,
Thinkin of you non stop,
My heart if falling for you,
Slowly it is being taken away,
Slowly i am beginging to smile again
Its all because of you,
Life was all but a waste,
But on snails pace,
I am begining to realise again,
Its worth living,
Hope this time you will be the one
(c)..Gerald..2008Inc...for his flower , that makes him smile..
You have been trying you said,
I have been looking as well,
I have been trying as well,
But unlcky i have been,
Hope i will be the one,
I saw you biting those finger nails,
You seem shy with those blue eyes of yours,
I cant stop thinking of you,
Smiling at me across the dinner table,
Gazing straight into my eyes,
You have driven me in your car,
You have driven me crazy,
Hope you truely mean what yo say,
And hope in me you believe,
And hope i will be the one,
My brain is thinking non stop
My heart is running faster,
I am having sleepless nights,
Thinkin of you non stop,
My heart if falling for you,
Slowly it is being taken away,
Slowly i am beginging to smile again
Its all because of you,
Life was all but a waste,
But on snails pace,
I am begining to realise again,
Its worth living,
Hope this time you will be the one
(c)..Gerald..2008Inc...for his flower , that makes him smile..
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