A woman goes into a pet shop looking for aparrot.The shop assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey and says,..what about this one?’A beautiful bird and absolute steal at only £100.”why is it so cheap?22the woman asks.’’Well it used to live in a brothel and as a result.its language is a bit fruity.”replies the assistant.
``Oh,I don`t mind that,``says the woman.``I am broadminded and it will be a laugh having a profane parrot.’’
So she buys the bird and takes him home. When the parrot gets to the new home,it looks around and squawks,``fuck me,a new brothel and a new madam.’’.
``Hey,I am not a madam and this is not a brothel!!.’’says the woman, trying not to laugh.
A while later her two teenage daughters arrive home from school….The parrots squawks loud..``un-fucking-believable.’’says the parrot.``A new brothel,a new madam and two new hookers.’’
``Mum ,this is nasty would you please tell your parrot that we are not hookers and it should shut up.’’complain the girls.
A while later, the woman’s husband Dave comes home from work too .The bird squawks,``this is incredible,a new brothel,new madam,new hookers,but the same old clients.Oi,How ya doin, Dave?’’
…Imagine this happening to you…THE REST IS UP TO YOU DECIDE WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THIS
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